i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.

(Source: eggfucked, via imaslothicorn)

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(Source: wars3, via ugly)

ruinedchildhood:

Exclusive footage of Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom fighting. 

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster, via pokememoan)

Baby: m..m..m-
Mother: memes?
Baby: mama
Mother:
Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

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(via hate)

synestral:

when something happens in a fandom you dont care about

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(via pokememoan)

rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

(Source: fruitpacks, via pokememoan)

rlyhigh:

hickeys are gross i want ten

(via ugly)